We are a different kind of PR company. If you are looking for full-service, keep driving. We don’t look under the hood and we definitely don’t do windows. But what we do we do well and so we concentrate on that.
We are writers, authors and journalists. We have spent many, many—too many—years with ink on our clothes and paper cuts on our fingers from reading press release after pleading press release asking us for coverage. Sometimes there were bribes involved. Like chocolate. And sometimes we ate the chocolate and still didn’t provide coverage. Okay that only happened once, and I felt really, really bad about it.
My point is we have an advantage over public relations professionals who have never been in the ranks. We know what gets published and why. We know what will send your press release diving to the waste bin in the shape of an origami swan, and what will make a reporter put down his coffee mug and pick up the phone.
We craft wonderfully to the point press releases that focus on what really is newsworthy about your business or product. Because frankly, what you think is newsworthy may differ from what a reporter thinks is newsworthy. We know what reporters think and we can take the newsworthy element from your business and bring it to the forefront in your press release.
Since we’re not just one-trick ponies, we also provide other writing services like newsletters, articles and blog posts. Let us create the witty banter, the heart-wrenching tale, the inspirational fodder you’d like to use. We’ll do the work and you just slap your name on it and call it yours. It’s plagiarism with permission. So it’s not plagiarism at all. It would be permissionism. Or something.
Finally, if your company needs to move into the 21st century (Hey you don’t have to, we won’t make you, but you are missing out on a big customer base if you don’t) we can introduce you to Social Media:
“Social Media, I’d like you to meet Dinosaur. Dinosaur meet Social Media.”
We are playfully suggesting that your business is a dinosaur if it’s not aware of Social Media. Playfully. But kinda not really.
Anyway, we can get you started on Twitter and Facebook. We can help you get followers. We can get you started on a blog. We can even hook them all up so they interact.
We can do all this and not once insult your intelligence or snicker behind your back. On the contrary all of our writers are genuinely nice, customer service-oriented individuals who are laid back and live at the beach. On the sand or in the water. We will go out of our way to make sure you are comfortable with the process and we will try our best to get you results. Promise.